yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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Anonymous: nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.

shitrichcollegekidssay:

vivalafro:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

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Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c

ok.

mozart writes about getting that ass licked

nicki sings about getting that ass licked

both true musical masters, honestly

The way art is suppose to be

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

thistie:

Ben has the best submission. This guy’s gleeful look though.

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tHE GUY ON THE LEFT IS ALL OF US.

Tumblr users’ Zodiac

the-ships-brought-me-here:

Aries- gay
Taurus- gay dork
Gemini- fucking gay ass nerd
Cancer- so fucking gay
Leo- gay but also animals?
Virgo- gay but still a virgin lmao
Libra- gay but thinks they’re cool
Scorpio- gay and actually is cool
Sagittarius- superiority complex and gay as fuck
Capricorn- gay and also batshit insane
Aquarius- sometimes straight (what a fucking tool)
Pisces- if gay were a person…

oomshi:

on a serious note I’m cute 

You realize that everything the police are doing in Ferguson is carefully calculated, right? They’re purposely turning peaceful protests into riots. They’re purposely committing violence to incite violence. From saying ‘We won’t be answering 911 calls,’ which is a very clever way to set themselves up to be able to say, ‘We were afraid for our safety - any call could really be an ambush, our lives were in danger’ right down to the camouflage and the military tanks and wearing more body armor than a soldier in a war zone. Its exactly why they’re going for a media blackout - yet allowing certain photos through - they WANT you to see their tanks. They want you to see their riot gear. They WANT you to see a war-zone. They’re trying to sell the world the idea that this community is inherently and constantly a source of violence and turmoil - they want you to think that they [the police] are being attacked daily in a place so vicious they need full body armor. You know why? Because then, at the end of the day, you might just be able to believe the story they’re going to spin. They’re going to tell you that this (white) officer goes to work in this war zone every day - that he spends every working moment in constant fear for his life. They’re going to tell you that Michael Brown attacked this officer. And then they’re going to bring up everything that has happened in the aftermath and try to use it to convince you that he shot that little boy because he was afraid for his life. They’re setting up a defense. You mark my words, they’re trying to set up a defense.
― My mom’s take on what’s going on in Ferguson (via actualbanshee)

pokemondaycares:

'oh gross it's dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' 

good

give it to me

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit