aureat:

I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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nondeducible:

MARTIN I’LL DO THAT WITH A FUCKING LOOK FREEMAN

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STEP ON HIM

spoken-not-written:

you can’t be hot and just expect me to act normal

snorlaxatives:

can you imagine in like 30 years people saying “i wish my life was like a 2010’s movie” omfg

thelivingautomaton:

and now presenting the five stages of becoming attracted to a person

stage 1: denial

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stage 2: anger

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stage 3: bargaining

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stage 4: depression

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stage 5: acceptance

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repeat ad infinitum

ladyblogger-margie:

taylorswiftmademefearless:

stydiaofficial:

if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result

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scandalous wow cover your eyes

they attack you when you show off, and they attack you when you cover up

iamcompletelyhysterekal:

neilpatrickheaven:

crystallinedemons:

imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room  stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom

"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"

youd need a designated answerer instead of driver